Thursday, September 11, 2008

When Puff Ate Joe: the Ooompaloompa Escapade


SO TEN YEARS LATER QUEEN MADI AND KING RONALDO HADN'T AGED A BIT BECAUSE THEY ARE TOO SEXY SO THE GODS MADE THEM IMMORTAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so one day the Jonas Brothers came to give a live show and Joe Jonas was reincarnated as a hippo!!!!!!!!! so he was the singing hippo and everyone loved him he was major mancandy. BUT not as bitg a hunk of mancandy as KING RONALDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so then Puff the Magic Dragon and all of his magicalness came and started dancing along to the music and grabbed his oompaloompa girlfriend who is also the princess of loompaland!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! but puff accidentally stepped on her and her brains popped out and King Ronaldo grabbed Queen Madi in and planted a humungous wet one on her and they mounted Puff and the Jonas Brothers joined them as they rode off into the sunset once again and the Jonas Brothers played sorry until Puff got pissed at Kevin for stepping on his sensitive scale so Puff ate Kevin.

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