When Puff Ate Joe: the Ooompaloompa Escapade

SO TEN YEARS LATER QUEEN MADI AND KING RONALDO HADN'T AGED A BIT BECAUSE THEY ARE TOO SEXY SO THE GODS MADE THEM IMMORTAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so one day the Jonas Brothers came to give a live show and Joe Jonas was reincarnated as a hippo!!!!!!!!! so he was the singing hippo and everyone loved him he was major mancandy. BUT not as bitg a hunk of mancandy as KING RONALDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so then Puff the Magic Dragon and all of his magicalness came and started dancing along to the music and grabbed his oompaloompa girlfriend who is also the princess of loompaland!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! but puff accidentally stepped on her and her brains popped out and King Ronaldo grabbed Queen Madi in and planted a humungous wet one on her and they mounted Puff and the Jonas Brothers joined them as they rode off into the sunset once again and the Jonas Brothers played sorry until Puff got pissed at Kevin for stepping on his sensitive scale so Puff ate Kevin.

When Puff Ate Joe...

OMG YOU GUYS HAVE TO READ THIS IT IS SO FUNNY MADI AND I ARE GOING TO MAKE A VIDEO OF IT AND SEND IT IN TO YOUTUBE AND IT WILL BE SOOOO SMEXI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the only reason i wrote that story down there is because madi asked me to tell her a story cause it was like 10 pm but i had to get off the computer but i ended up sending it later the next day and now it's like our signature saying

On Tue, Aug 26, 2008 at 11:57 AM, Lainey is Awesome wrote:
ok once there was a princess who was madly in love a prince she met once, but it was very unlikely that he remembered her. so she spent day after day worshiping him in the shadows of her castle, hoping one day she might see him again. so one her 20th birthday she sneaked out of the castle and sailed across the ocean to his castle in Manchester and the second he saw her he took her into his arms and kissed her passionately and said "I've been waiting for you for so long!" and then he set her on his giant magic soccer ball and they rode down to the dungeon and he said "this is my magic dragon, Puff, be careful though, one time Joe Jonas came down here and tried to climb up his back and puff got pissed and ate him." the dashing prince and the strikingly beautiful princess mounted Puff and rode off into the sunset and they both lived happily ever after (except Joe Jonas who was eventually pooped out in a big mesh of bones and stuff) and as the sun slowely melted into the trees the prince held the princess tight and kissed her passionately , a kiss that could bring the sun back up from it's twilight rest.